★ new new new new sightings ----- ↓↓↓ ★ doge was seen on fremont street wearing 4 sunglasses at once. he could not see. he said that was the point ★ do not feed him shrimp cocktail ★ he is not allowed back in the chapel ★ if found, please do not return him. he is having the time of his life. you are not ★

VEGAS
DOGE

much missing. very wanted. he did not ask to be in vegas. he is in vegas.

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tap doge. he is consenting. he is always consenting.
doge is currently ----- ↓↓↓
loading doge…

the sighting machine ☻☻ ↓☟☟☟

patented. not really. press it until something is wrong with you.

press the button. something will happen to doge. it will not be his fault.

new new new new sightings ----- ↓↓↓

verified by absolutely no one. it will tell you what happened. it will not tell you why.

report a sighting ----- ↓↓↓

we believe you. we have no reason not to. we have no reasons at all.

support doge's lifestyle ----- ↓↓↓

doge has expenses. mostly buffets. some bail.

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buy doge a coffee

do you like it when a dog looks at you like he knows what you did? buy doge a coffee. he cannot drink coffee. he will hold it and stare at you. this is the whole product.

things to buy (eventually)

  • the house always wins (the house is a dog) - t-shirt
  • i did not come to vegas to feel things - t-shirt
  • doge was here and now he is not - t-shirt
  • i lost $3 and also my sense of self - t-shirt
  • much regret ☻ - hat

the shirts are not ready. doge is personally sniffing each one.